Are the Seahawks going to kill Philip Rivers on Sunday?

First things first, I never wish harm on any player. In fact, I’m a Philip Rivers fan. Okay, maybe not a legitimate fan, but I loved his fuck-it attitude on the field. Sometimes you have to use any edge possible, and at times that edge comes in the form of verbal abuse.  So when I saw he was signing with Indianapolis, I was titillated, to … Continue reading Are the Seahawks going to kill Philip Rivers on Sunday?

The Leaderboard of the AL West is my Groundhogs Day

Ahhh spring time, one of the best times of the year. The days begin to lengthen. The flowers start to bloom. The warm weather starts to stick around for more days at a time. And the Mariners are at the top of the AL West. Every year, I look forward to this point in the calendar. Coming out of winter, I love the changing of … Continue reading The Leaderboard of the AL West is my Groundhogs Day

Being a sports fan prepares you for the hell that is LinkedIn

At the ripe age of 31, I decided to change my career. For much of my adult life, I’ve been in the construction industry. While that is of course a tough profession, nothing could have prepared me for the endless, deep, and dark abyss that is LinkedIn. Well, that’s not really true. I’ve been a sports fan my whole life. I’m built for this shit. … Continue reading Being a sports fan prepares you for the hell that is LinkedIn

I know who I WON’T be betting on to win The Masters

The Masters, a tradition unlike any other. The best major of the year, at the greatest golf course money can build. It’s truly a special week, and a special place. It’s a weekend of golf that feels stuck in the past. Thank god they’ve made some adjustments so it’s not COMPLETELY stuck in the past. Like finally allowing women to join the club. One of … Continue reading I know who I WON’T be betting on to win The Masters

Vladdy Daddy Should Be a Seattle Mariner

*WARNING: White Lotus Season 3 finale spoilers!! Wow, what a weekend! First, the Mariners get swept by the Giants with ANOTHER walk off, and Victor Robles gets carted off the field with a shoulder injury. Then, the most pure and likeable character in all three seasons of White Lotus gets killed in the finale. And to top it all off, Vladimir “Vladdy Daddy” Guerrero Jr. … Continue reading Vladdy Daddy Should Be a Seattle Mariner