Big weekend in sports! Golf! Racecars!

This weekend, I’ll be firmly glued to my couch, training for the Olympics of laziness while watching competitions. First up, it’s The Players Championship at TPC Sawgrass, where the top players in golf try to hit a ball into a hole with a stick—talk about a wild party! I’ll be cheering for my favorite players:

• Lanto Griffin
• Ludvig Aberg
• Joel Dahmen
• Max Homa
• Shane Lowry
• Rory McIlroy

Obviously, Scotty Scheffler is the favorite, but I doubt anyone else is itching for a three-peat—talk about déjà vu! Who are your top golfers? Let’s hear it in the comments!

Now onto F1, revving up in Melbourne, Australia this weekend! I won’t catch it live since the race is at 1:00 AM ET, but you better believe I’ll be hitting the record button and catching it at a more civilized hour Sunday morning. Even if I have to watch it a few hours late, I’m buzzing with excitement for the season opener! There’s rain in the forecast, but no way it’s gonna rain on my parade! Whether it’s a downpour or a sunny day, this race is gonna be a blast. We’ve got a fresh crop of rookies shaking things up, and wait, is Lewis Hamilton in a Ferrari?! How can you not feel the thrill? I gotta confess, though—sorry, Lewis, I’m all about McLaren’s Lando Norris. Who’s your pick to snag that coveted top spot? Hopefully not Red Bull’s Max Verstappen—Red Bull is the Kansas City Chiefs of F1, and I’m ready for a new champion!

Cheers to the weekend! Bring on spring and all the sports action!